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"donate to the toliet", to take a poo
"Were have you been for the last 3 hrs. ?"....sorry i've been donateing to the toliet.
donate by Word Coolio April 12, 2007
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Ask me anything if you're so sure about my honesty.
Avoid establishing your own theories. truths.
donate a little bit of trust.

the Trust Fund.
donate by KrkiÄŤ December 6, 2019
v: To savagely bombard another with doughnuts.
Michael donated the house with Krispie Kremes.
donate by Brian Peck April 3, 2006

donate to the national trust 

to poop in a toilet. a lyric from the Beatles song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun."
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donate to the National Trust.

donate blood 

What a ghetto girl asks you to do after you break up with her. It means that she is going to get her gang to beat you.
Babe, come over tomorrow. I need you to donate blood.

donate a virgil 

To donate a stupidly low amount of money to a charitable cause.

Refers to Virgil Abloh's $50 donation shared on his Instagram story, which was met with backlash due to his immense wealth.
Person 1: Did you see the GoFundMe in my bio?
Person 2: Yeah, I thought I'd just donate a virgil because I needed the clout.
donate a virgil by lidlwifi June 2, 2020

donate mouth 

to give head, suck a dick, give oral sex
I don't need no body wave, why the fuck would I pay y'all?
All these bitches gettin' slayed, they pull up to donate mouth
donate mouth by shelovemarcus June 3, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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