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1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton
Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!

Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.

Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))
by M--B April 10, 2008
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To get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.
To pull a clinton, for example, "I can't beleive I got off the hook for stealing office supplies, I've pulled a Clinton."
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To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.
1. Don't pull a Clinton.
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Donate used underwear for tax deductions
I donated a lot of clothes to charity, but I didn’t pull a Clinton.
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