The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

Puckdaddy by puckdaddy October 20, 2013

Related Words

Puckdaddy • packdaddy • punkdaddy • Pakdaddy • Perkdaddy • pugdaddy • pughdaddy • puff daddy • fuck daddy • puck buddy

Perkdaddy

The man that is the biggest badass to ever attend Oxy. Not only does he wreak havoc at the Cooler during the late hours, but has been known to streak through the Mary Norton Clapp Academic Commons and dance on chairs during finals week.

A 2 sport star in tennis/basketball and academic scholar, Perkdaddy will go down as one of the greatest Tigers to ever walk foot through Oxy.

guy 1: yo you see that shirtless dude with the 6 pack run through the library?

guy 2: oh yeah thats Perkdaddy! He doesn't give a f*ck!! He does it live at Oxy!

Perkdaddy by bigoki February 10, 2013

fuckdaddy

A daddy/older male, who behaves like a fuckboy (e.g only wants to trade nudes)

Yesterday I met this handsome daddy pn Grindr but he turned out to be a fuckdaddy and constantly asked for dick pics.

fuckdaddy by natë September 21, 2016

pughdaddy

One who strips naked in a bar while trying to seduce older grandmas. Or a 20'ish year old man who makes out with grandmas who are missing teeth while whispering dirty language in their ears. OR a creeper who tries to have sex with an woman who is @ least 50 years older than him and has nasty wrinkles.

Wow Scott was such a pughdaddy last night because he had sex with Sean's 80 year old grandma.

Wow look @ that pughdaddy all over that old lady!!

You should have seen that pughdaddy in the nursing home last night....CREEPER!!!!

pughdaddy by Leslie Jenna April 1, 2008

Pakdaddy

n. a korean with the last name Pak and who also happens to be a mac daddy

DAAAYUMMM!! that fine ass korean guy kon, he is a pakdaddy

Pakdaddy by gun aka kon July 24, 2007

pugdaddy

Person who has sexual relations with pugs. They then have baby pugs that are their children.

Keith Jarrett became a pugdaddy last night.

pugdaddy by Notbenkoley June 23, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026