Perkdaddy

The man that is the biggest badass to ever attend Oxy. Not only does he wreak havoc at the Cooler during the late hours, but has been known to streak through the Mary Norton Clapp Academic Commons and dance on chairs during finals week.

A 2 sport star in tennis/basketball and academic scholar, Perkdaddy will go down as one of the greatest Tigers to ever walk foot through Oxy.

guy 1: yo you see that shirtless dude with the 6 pack run through the library?

guy 2: oh yeah thats Perkdaddy! He doesn't give a f*ck!! He does it live at Oxy!

by bigoki February 10, 2013

Pendaddy

A dank memer who is the father of a Penson.

Man1: Dude, I met this Pendaddy but his son tried to touch my daughter
Man2: Eww bro thats disgusting

by Volt_Hellscythe May 12, 2016

puckdaddy

a hockey player that fucks many girls and is usually thought of as attractive by many individuals.

"damn, Mikey is such a puckdaddy and he's so good at hockey"

by s2002 July 4, 2017

Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

by puckdaddy October 20, 2013

Pakdaddy

n. a korean with the last name Pak and who also happens to be a mac daddy

DAAAYUMMM!! that fine ass korean guy kon, he is a pakdaddy

by gun aka kon July 24, 2007

punkdaddy

Adjective-Something ridiculous and flat out stupid, unbelievably so to the point where no litany of adjectives can begin to capture how inane, harmful, ignorant, and completely beyond the pale it is.

I had to wait two hours to get seated at this punkdaddy restaurant and then they brought me the wrong order. Then while they said they were cooking it they closed up shop and kicked me out, no refund.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 7, 2017

merkdaddy

noun: a merkdaddy is someone who is constantly merking everybody around them.

try to stay away from a merkdaddy, because you'll 100% get merked.

Oh boi, you know that merkdaddy Alex? He's a piece of work.

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018