pughdaddy

One who strips naked in a bar while trying to seduce older grandmas. Or a 20'ish year old man who makes out with grandmas who are missing teeth while whispering dirty language in their ears. OR a creeper who tries to have sex with an woman who is @ least 50 years older than him and has nasty wrinkles.

Wow Scott was such a pughdaddy last night because he had sex with Sean's 80 year old grandma.

Wow look @ that pughdaddy all over that old lady!!

You should have seen that pughdaddy in the nursing home last night....CREEPER!!!!

by Leslie Jenna April 1, 2008

puckdaddy

a hockey player that fucks many girls and is usually thought of as attractive by many individuals.

"damn, Mikey is such a puckdaddy and he's so good at hockey"

by s2002 July 4, 2017

Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

by puckdaddy October 20, 2013

pugdaddy

Person who has sexual relations with pugs. They then have baby pugs that are their children.

Keith Jarrett became a pugdaddy last night.

by Notbenkoley June 23, 2016

punkdaddy

Adjective-Something ridiculous and flat out stupid, unbelievably so to the point where no litany of adjectives can begin to capture how inane, harmful, ignorant, and completely beyond the pale it is.

I had to wait two hours to get seated at this punkdaddy restaurant and then they brought me the wrong order. Then while they said they were cooking it they closed up shop and kicked me out, no refund.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 7, 2017

puffdaddy

when a man busts multiple cum loads into a tight pre-teen vagina and dribbles into the asshole. then you puff a cloud of smoke from cameron puffer's novo into the vagina causing an eruption of cum to burst out of the asshole.

last night my boyfriend came over and blew a puffdaddy into my vagina, i was in absolute bliss.

by big peen drinkin no lean April 18, 2019