punkdaddy 

Adjective-Something ridiculous and flat out stupid, unbelievably so to the point where no litany of adjectives can begin to capture how inane, harmful, ignorant, and completely beyond the pale it is.

I had to wait two hours to get seated at this punkdaddy restaurant and then they brought me the wrong order. Then while they said they were cooking it they closed up shop and kicked me out, no refund.

punkdaddy by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 7, 2017

Pendaddy 

A dank memer who is the father of a Penson.

Man1: Dude, I met this Pendaddy but his son tried to touch my daughter
Man2: Eww bro thats disgusting

Pendaddy by Volt_Hellscythe May 12, 2016

Perkdaddy 

The man that is the biggest badass to ever attend Oxy. Not only does he wreak havoc at the Cooler during the late hours, but has been known to streak through the Mary Norton Clapp Academic Commons and dance on chairs during finals week.

A 2 sport star in tennis/basketball and academic scholar, Perkdaddy will go down as one of the greatest Tigers to ever walk foot through Oxy.

guy 1: yo you see that shirtless dude with the 6 pack run through the library?

guy 2: oh yeah thats Perkdaddy! He doesn't give a f*ck!! He does it live at Oxy!

Perkdaddy by bigoki February 10, 2013

puckdaddy

a hockey player that fucks many girls and is usually thought of as attractive by many individuals.

"damn, Mikey is such a puckdaddy and he's so good at hockey"

puckdaddy by s2002 July 4, 2017

Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

Puckdaddy by puckdaddy October 20, 2013

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme 

1. The father of the father of the creator of Spunk.

2. Is also the angle of the dangle is perpendicular to the heat of the meat.

3. The alias of CHSR radio programmer D Mac.

The Fillet O' Fish that I ate was made by the Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme.

Spunkdaddy Mattress Extreme by FutureBooker October 31, 2008

pughdaddy 

One who strips naked in a bar while trying to seduce older grandmas. Or a 20'ish year old man who makes out with grandmas who are missing teeth while whispering dirty language in their ears. OR a creeper who tries to have sex with an woman who is @ least 50 years older than him and has nasty wrinkles.

Wow Scott was such a pughdaddy last night because he had sex with Sean's 80 year old grandma.

Wow look @ that pughdaddy all over that old lady!!

You should have seen that pughdaddy in the nursing home last night....CREEPER!!!!

pughdaddy by Leslie Jenna April 1, 2008