Definitions by puckdaddy

puckse 

The act of stretching one's anus as far as possible, then depositing as many hockey pucks into it as possible.

Some people are normal; others watch beat off to puckse.

puckse by puckdaddy October 21, 2013

Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

Puckdaddy by puckdaddy October 20, 2013