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Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
Related Words
pats patsy Patsy Cline Pnats pults putaso Puassum PUTSA putsch Putsey

tea patsies 

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.
The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.
tea patsies by mbullock January 18, 2011

PHATSASSY 

PHATSASSY is someone who is PHAT and SASSY
PHAT-Pretty Hot And Tempting
SASSY-possessing the attitude of someone endowed with an ungodly amount of cool.
This Shit is so PHATSASSY...
PHATSASSY by PHATSASSY May 6, 2007

sapnu puas 

What you send to your girl when you want some pics. Send it and then tell him or her to turn her phone upside down. ;)))
Boy: sapnu puas
Girl: what?
Boy:turn your phone upside down ;)))
sapnu puas by gwatjins January 6, 2017
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Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.
putsch by jesster79 February 2, 2006