Puassum

A very small, small penis.

That kid has a very micro puassum.

by jakobmilkobic April 6, 2003

Puassum

tiny cock

"Shit up, you're such a puassum"

by Sk8r April 6, 2003

Puassum

also see: gayrab, manatee, and troll.

Criminy! I can't believe that puassum just flamed the webmaster. He's such a troll for doing that. Why would someone that resembles a manatee stoop so low?

by L7 May 15, 2004

pussum

Any furry mammal, it can range from a little possum, to a big bear
Main pussums: possums, rats, skunks, rabbits, squirrels, mice, chipmunks, and deer
Domesticated animals such as cats,dogs, and ferrets can be claimed as pussums aswell

Hey frank, look at the pussum over there in the bushes

There's pussums about...

by Rat666 August 31, 2017

Pussum

Pussum is a slang used to refer to a woman with cat-like mannerisms. It originated in the 20th century and talks about any woman being coy, slinky, sexy etc.

1: "Rich sat quite close to Minnie in the cafe."

2: "Oh yeah, he refers to her as a pussum all the time."

by Litnerd May 28, 2018

Wampus Pussum Cat

A mythological feline. Usually with a bad attitude. Capable of wreaking havoc and discord. It's like a Tasmanian Devil, but in cat form..

Watch out for the Wampus Pussum Cat in the woods..

by Eric Hanks May 21, 2008

Pussum

A ratty old sad man who clearly is a cuck and has beta energy. It's a human with possum qualities due to lack of pussy in their lives.

Davocrat is a giant pussum. He should just take his ragged ass out of the closet.

by RealPoliticalTalk.com June 30, 2023