Psychoosis 

Predicting the future or to psych someone out

My friend was put under psychoosis

Psychoosis by Hotcheetos250 March 21, 2020

Anime Psychosis 

When you masterbate over anime porn more frequently than real porn

Thats the 5th time this week I have searched and wanked over Elastigirl's thicc arse. I think I have ANIME PSYCHOSIS

Anime Psychosis by Working Class Hero December 1, 2020

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.

Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.

Para-Sudoku-Psychosis by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013

facebook psychosis 

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.

Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

facebook psychosis by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016

winter psychosis 

Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.

Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.

winter psychosis by hatewinter March 19, 2014

psycholojism 

The language used by amateur (and sometimes professional) psychologists and sociologists to talk bollocks in order to invalidate an opponent in a debate, court, or forum..

A load of head-jism..

"The shrink told the court I was a psychotic, manic, schizo, narcissistic, empathy devoid and unsuitable human being for anything worthy of respect.. But frankly, thats just a load of psycholojism, commonly known as 'bollocks'..

I told the judge to shove it up his fucking arse.. I guess that proved a point.."

psycholojism by Drex Johnson November 12, 2011

clerical psychologist 

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

clerical psychologist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019