1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this
may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.
2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.
3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of
people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of
people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.