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pizzlefarweez 

The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.
“It was hilarious to hear grandpa pizzlefarweez in the Men’s Room at the movie theater last night.”
pizzlefarweez by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018

The Pizzle 

Slang For PSL(Port St.Lucie) & the entire county.
Fort Pierce
Eden
Eldred
Fort Pierce North
Fort Pierce South
Hutchinson Island South
Indian River Estates
Lakewood Park
North Hutchinson Island
River Park
St. Lucie West
Tradition
Walton
White City
All of the 772 area code
"Im so glad im bacc to the pizzle!"
"Dont go down tha wrong road in Fort Pizzle"
The Pizzle by Siccloc1 July 26, 2013

Fells Pizzle

slang word for Fells Point, an area in Baltimore City known for its many bars and night life
Sorry I couldn't make it tonight, I decided ladies night at a bar in Fells Pizzle would be more fun.
Fells Pizzle by Gallowayknowsbest December 16, 2011

pizzle-whapped 

adj. Excessively bossed around by a boyfriend or husband; overly submissive to a male
"That biatch is so pizzle-whapped that she won't even go to the bathroom without checking with her boyfriend!!"
pizzle-whapped by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004

pizzlesprung 

adj: thrown into a state agitation, confusion, excitement, or more often, a combination of the three.
When juggling too many simultaneous tasks I sometimes become pizzlesprung and lose focus on all tasks as opposed to just one.
pizzlesprung by edified October 8, 2007

Pizzle Rat 

A Pizzle Rat is a name given to a dirt ball piece of garbage that hails from Port St. Lucie Florida. Not all Port St. Lucie residents are Pizzle rats. Pizzle Rats include, but are not limited too; dirt balls, hip gun toting wannabe gangsters, jigaboos (not to be confused with blacks), mud sharks, and retarded douchebags that try to pimp their piece of shit 1990 ford mustang and attempt to pass it off as a maserati.
me-"look at that guy standing on the side of the road with the cash for gold sign."

friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."

me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."
Pizzle Rat by SoundAdvice September 21, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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