thee untouchable 2nd cuming of jesus.
Rpshizzle stands for (Real Pimp shizzle), shizzle is a catch phrase he says every time his dick slides in sum pussa “Shizzle shizzle shizzle shizzle shizzle bang biatch”
Legend has it he wears a long ass box top hair cut and flying saucers phenomenon sightings all these years were rpshizzles bigasscock and he has been fighting for the dawn of time molly wopping meteors away from earff. There were accounts of judgement day actually being the gentrification of the entire globe cock blocking all males to root out da reel pimps in the forgotten and lost scriptures. Theres literally nothing rpshizzle can’t do expect not having a infinitely large dick.
blackguy1: NIGGA MUTHA FUCKA SHIEEEEET I SAW UH BIG AYUSS TOOTSIE ROLL SHOOT THROUGH THA SKY AN SHIEET
blackguy2: DAS DAT BULL R.P. SHIZZLE
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.