thee untouchable 2nd cuming of jesus.
Rpshizzle stands for (Real Pimp shizzle), shizzle is a catch phrase he says every time his dick slides in sum pussa “Shizzle shizzle shizzle shizzle shizzle bang biatch”
Legend has it he wears a long ass box top hair cut and flying saucers phenomenon sightings all these years were rpshizzles bigasscock and he has been fighting for the dawn of time molly wopping meteors away from earff. There were accounts of judgement day actually being the gentrification of the entire globe cock blocking all males to root out da reel pimps in the forgotten and lost scriptures. Theres literally nothing rpshizzle can’t do expect not having a infinitely large dick.
blackguy1: NIGGA MUTHA FUCKA SHIEEEEET I SAW UH BIG AYUSS TOOTSIE ROLL SHOOT THROUGH THA SKY AN SHIEET
blackguy2: DAS DAT BULL R.P. SHIZZLE
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.