Prostipoke

When a client won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, they defend themselves by jabbing the person in the eye with one of their 4 inch long acrylic nails.

Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?

Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.

Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye

by BennyBiscuit04 September 6, 2024

prostihoe

(pros.tee.hoe); noun; a prostihoe is a woman who cannot be distinguished between a prostitute or a whore. Services are most definitely rendered, but whether fees are collected or not is unclear.

1. Bitch please, look at that prostihoe on the corner of Chicago and Lake street.

2. Protihoes for life!

by eron88 February 2, 2014

prostipork

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.

Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

prostimoney

money gained from the work of a prostitute that works for you/ you own

Man 1 "how you payin' for them jordans?"
Man 2 "i got a bill in prostimoney"

by whoIsDisMan? July 6, 2009

Prostihooker

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.

Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"

by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

Prosipoke

When a man won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, she defends herself/himself by jabbing him in the eye with one of her/his 4 inch long acrylic nails.

Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?
Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.
Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prosipoke him right in the eye.

by Sbensken04 March 24, 2009