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When a client won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, they defend themselves by jabbing the person in the eye with one of their 4 inch long acrylic nails.

Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?

Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.

Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye

Prostipoke by BennyBiscuit04 September 6, 2024

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prostihoe

(pros.tee.hoe); noun; a prostihoe is a woman who cannot be distinguished between a prostitute or a whore. Services are most definitely rendered, but whether fees are collected or not is unclear.

1. Bitch please, look at that prostihoe on the corner of Chicago and Lake street.

2. Protihoes for life!

prostihoe by eron88 February 2, 2014

Related Words

Prostipoke • Prosipoke • prostifake • prostihoe • Prostihooker • prostimoney • prostipated • prostipork • prostipotato • prostiputertute

prostipork

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.

Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?

prostipork by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

prostimoney

money gained from the work of a prostitute that works for you/ you own

Man 1 "how you payin' for them jordans?"
Man 2 "i got a bill in prostimoney"

prostimoney by whoIsDisMan? July 6, 2009

Prostihooker

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.

Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"

Prostihooker by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

Prosipoke

When a man won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, she defends herself/himself by jabbing him in the eye with one of her/his 4 inch long acrylic nails.

Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?
Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.
Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prosipoke him right in the eye.

Prosipoke by Sbensken04 March 24, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026