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prostitooter 

a prostitute that farts in the presents of her clients.
I was in Amsterdam last week and I ended up with a prostitooter, the stench was awful.
prostitooter by Deniz & Hike January 18, 2008
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Posthooker 

pohsthook-er, n.

Pejorative name pertaining to individuals who after the Sandy Hook incident, price-gouged the sale of firearms and ammunition to obscene and unrealistic prices to fuel the panic that was the impending (albeit failed) ban on semi-automatic rifles and standard-capacity magazines, often selling firearms and ammunition at 150-400% and greater of their actual value.
That Posthooker just tried to sell me a DPMS AR-15 for $3,000. I told him

prostitooter 

1. a prostitute with flatulence!

2. a prostitute with a cocaine problem

3. a prostitute that will instruct you on how to have sex.
1. john, I wouldn't pay too much for that. That prostooter does nothing but fart .

2. John, I'd be careful because that prostotooter going to cost you money. She's got a serious cocaine problem.

3. John, you know that prostitooter Susan? She was so patient and she taught me so much.
prostitooter by Gabalot July 28, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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