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prostipork 

Sausage produced from pigs fed from ground-up prostitutes. This exotic food was invented by a mass murderer in Vancouver, BC, who ran an entertainment venue on his farm known as the Piggy Palace.
Hey baby, how much to take you back to the Piggy Palace and turn you into prostipork?
prostipork by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007
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Prostitortion 

Offering or devoting one's talent to an unworthy use or cause and obtaining money or something of value by the abuse of one's office or authority.
The head writer for "The Herald Today" displayed such blatant prostitortion by writing feature articles for the mob while taking money under the table.
Prostitortion by Mandy Stark August 28, 2008

Prostihooker 

The conjunction of the words prostitue and hooker. Used to describe a girl who is slutyer than both a prostitue and a hooker, or used as a derogitory term to someone you don't like.
Ex. 1 "That Courtney is such a prostihooker, she probably spends most of her time on her knees." Ex.2 "Leave me alone you fucking prostihooker!!!!"
Prostihooker by Xero _ Manifest December 12, 2010

prostihorbo

a combination of a prostitute, a whore, and a hobo.
Jon: Man, Desirae is the ugliest person ever! She is like stupid as shit!
Alex: Man. She's such a friggin prostihorbo!
prostihorbo by ARGHHHHH March 8, 2007

prostiprude 

One who acts like a prostitute, but has no intentions of following through. A Prude; a Tease
ex 1:
guy:"Hey baby, want to do all of those things you said at dinner?"
Girl: "No you asshole! I'm not that kind of girl"
guy: "Oh I get it, you are a prostiprude. I want my money back."

ex 2:
" Hey the new girl dresses like a total slut, think I could hit that?"
"No dude, I already tried, she is such a prostiprude."
prostiprude by JackieOK November 2, 2007

Prosipoke 

When a man won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, she defends herself/himself by jabbing him in the eye with one of her/his 4 inch long acrylic nails.
Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?
Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.
Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prosipoke him right in the eye.
Prosipoke by Sbensken04 March 24, 2009

Prostipirugolfa 

Una Mujer que es una prostituta , piruja, y golfa. Es bien puta!!!!
Mirastes ala prostipirugolfa???
Prostipirugolfa by QueenRBaby November 5, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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