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Prosipoke 

When a man won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, she defends herself/himself by jabbing him in the eye with one of her/his 4 inch long acrylic nails.
Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?
Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.
Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prosipoke him right in the eye.
Prosipoke by Sbensken04 March 24, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
(verb) The act of provoking someone with a poke. The most targeted area is the stomach region, and can also be used with the "I'm not touching you" technique of harrasment.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
I will slap you silly next time you propoke me in the stomach!
propoke by Hani Habra March 3, 2011

prosopopeia ligacrygist

focuses on trying to hurt their victims,loves seeing them cry, plays games on them cracks on them,calls them names and destroys your Inner-child..
prosopopeia ligacrygist see also ligacrygist/prosopopeia

Prostipoke 

When a client won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, they defend themselves by jabbing the person in the eye with one of their 4 inch long acrylic nails.
Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?

Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.

Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye
Prostipoke by BennyBiscuit04 September 6, 2024
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