prostifake

Imposing as a prostitute

Did you know that the bitch don't really be bustin dates she's a prostifake

by FACE'SCOOKiE November 21, 2024

Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

by green_will May 24, 2004

Prostifume

Perfume, worn by a female, that has a strong, cheap scent. Usually the female will wear it in access making it possible to smell from quite a distance. Prostifume has varying scents yet they all tend to smell very alike.

Hugh: "Man, you smell that?"
Jerry: "Do I ever, that chick reaks of prostifume"
Hugh: "I'm getting a headache, lets get out of here"

by Phantom Price [strikes again] March 15, 2009

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.

If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.

by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostifarian

A hooker from the Caribean who probably has pubic dreds.

Look at that prostifarian her dreds are blocking her nips! Gross!

by GRICH2310 October 5, 2013

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015