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Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework
Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.
Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Propranolol 

Propranolol is a beta blocker used to lower blood pressure. It's also used to treat anxiety and PTSD. Propranolol reduces the trauma associated with bad memories that cause PTSD and can even make the PTSD go away. Propranolol is also good for stage fright. Propranolol also works well with klonopin.
I took propranolol and my PTSD is gone. My anxiety is reduced. I got Klonopin added and it is gone now. Propranolol is the relax pill!
Propranolol by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

Procrastavirus 

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.
I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.
Procrastavirus by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020

Dr. Phoprah

A horrible cross breed between Dr. Phil and Oprah, resulting in a hideous, seemingly genderless creature that can destroy your self esteem by sating your fat, and then giving you a delicious recipe for you to eat your troubles away.
What is that? Jesus fucking christ, its Dr. Phoprah!

Procrastefficient 

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.
Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

procras-tea-nation

Putting off any work until you've drank some tea.
Brett was laying in bed all day, not doing his project that was due in a day. He craved bubble tea so he decided to get some. After drinking some tea, he got out of bed and worked on the project, finishing it and handing it in.

Eddy: Did you get that project done?
Brett: Yeah, but only about 2 hours before the due date. I think I have procras-tea-nation.
procras-tea-nation by pizzacato November 14, 2020