Prooger
Prooger is everything, and nothing. The Prooger group are no different, yet they are better. They do not need power or fame, for they are better.
Prooger? Prooger! Prooger.
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Proggersably by LIGHTUPSKETCHERS69 June 20, 2021
Progeria
a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"
see:"nature's cruelest joke"
Progeria by thejesusgod October 18, 2004
pronger
Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
pronger by cokemidget January 21, 2008
Pronger
A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
Pronger by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
Pronger
A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.
Pronger by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011
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