Definitions by thejesusgod

multi-boot ego 

An over-inflated ego, caused by the assumption of superiority by someone who runs multiple operating systems.

Thad: Quit being a marketing tool, tool. You did not join some special club or quit being lame when you paid three times more for your computer. You know most PC can run MAC OS now right? And you know why nobody does? Cause it sucks. And I use Win7, Ubuntu, and Mac OS so don't even try it!

David: Well, somebody's got a case of the multi-boot ego!

multi-boot ego by thejesusgod December 16, 2009

bread oven 

A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.

John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!

bread oven by thejesusgod September 5, 2006

assnerd 

An unbelievably geeky nerd. Can be found playing pencil-and-paper role-playing games and futzing around on computers all the time.

John took out his laptop to check for wireless access points at the Mardi Gras ball. He was an assnerd.

assnerd by thejesusgod January 26, 2006

nature's cruelest joke 

When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.

nature's cruelest joke by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

Progeria by thejesusgod October 18, 2004