thejesusgod's definitions

multi-boot ego

An over-inflated ego, caused by the assumption of superiority by someone who runs multiple operating systems.

Thad: Quit being a marketing tool, tool. You did not join some special club or quit being lame when you paid three times more for your computer. You know most PC can run MAC OS now right? And you know why nobody does? Cause it sucks. And I use Win7, Ubuntu, and Mac OS so don't even try it!

David: Well, somebody's got a case of the multi-boot ego!

by thejesusgod December 16, 2009

nature's cruelest joke

When a child is really, really, old... but not.
see:Progeria

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died.

by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

bread oven

A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.

John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!

by thejesusgod September 5, 2006

Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

assnerd

An unbelievably geeky nerd. Can be found playing pencil-and-paper role-playing games and futzing around on computers all the time.

John took out his laptop to check for wireless access points at the Mardi Gras ball. He was an assnerd.

by thejesusgod January 26, 2006