Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

by thejesusgod October 19, 2004

Progeria

An Ian looking vampire weasel. The kid from mac & me had progeria. contrary to popular belief, there was no special effects in that movie, every one had some sort of mutated progeria feline aids mix. Also a punk rock band from south afrika.

I think the cook at the red room was in mac and me, cause he has progeria.

by Progeria and the feline aids February 27, 2011

Party Progeria

Similar to the rare genetic disorder that causes premature aging, Party Progeria is brought on by excessive partying at an early age. The wealthy are at greater risk from this affliction due to the abundance of drugs and alcohol.

Have you seen that latest picture of Lindsay Lohan? Damn that girl has got party progeria!

by Nyrlath August 03, 2010