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Cattle Prodder
A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.
A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Cattle Prodder by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017
Proggersably
Proggersably by LIGHTUPSKETCHERS69 June 20, 2021
turd prodder
turd prodder by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
Progeria
a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"
see:"nature's cruelest joke"
Progeria by thejesusgod October 18, 2004
Podgergeist
Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…
Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…
I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!
Podgergeist by Mick my mate October 3, 2007
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