Progery

When someone tries to be quirky and turns off autocapitalization in their phone so their texts don’t have any, or don’t start with, capital letters.

He commuted progery so he was kicked out of the group chat for ten minutes

by Leth4ever November 17, 2020

Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

progervative

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.

Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.

by progervative January 25, 2009

progeny

descendants of... or successors of...

Mariano Gimenez Pardo & his progeny from Spain & the Philippines.

by Estrella Pardo June 11, 2006

progeny

one's spawn, plural most commonly; offspring specific to an individual.

My progeny inherited excellent traits

by Jichols November 2, 2013

Protery

When the protest becomes so big it reorganises into a kind, concert-like party while still protesting for the same cause.
(Exactly what happened in Lebanon. Google it.)
Therefore, the protest becomes a fun activity instead of a boring-ass, circle-jerk of sign holders.

"Did you hear? There's a protery at the White House."
"How did an anti-abortion protest turn into a party?!"

by ZeddBread November 18, 2019

poogery

Ridiculous; bullshit
The act of doing something to the point of it being considered foul

Did you see what she wrote on his car?

Yeah what was some poogery shit

by Thatjitg November 21, 2022