To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.
Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?
Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.
Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.
Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.
Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.
by Fzx911 June 7, 2019
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