Definitions by MomsKnife

promasturbate 

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

promasturbate by MomsKnife August 29, 2014