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Promasturbate

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.
Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu
by 33000Emails February 10, 2017
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