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Fred: You're such a promstitute!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!
by Myrddin April 14, 2003
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Person 1 - I can’t believe you have actually arrived on time.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.
Person 2 - Thanks, I’ve been practicing my promptinuity.
by -\\~//- March 8, 2020
Get the promptinuity mug.A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:
1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.
1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.
Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.
Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!
Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!
by PJ Queen May 31, 2009
Get the promstitute mug.promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes
For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"
by kristothemae April 21, 2009
Get the promstitute mug.I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop
by Kuraful September 14, 2015
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Brother "what dinner?"
Suddenly...promptification!
Without warning... brother appears with jacked taco truck, In Which he then chauffeurs her to the nearest mexican restaurant.
Brother "what dinner?"
Suddenly...promptification!
Without warning... brother appears with jacked taco truck, In Which he then chauffeurs her to the nearest mexican restaurant.
by ΩМΞGA August 28, 2013
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