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promptstitution 

This word refers to a person who enters the corporate world as a "Prompt Engineer," creating prompts in compliance with a company's agenda, while making an absurd amount of money they never dreamed of. It's like they're selling their prompt-creating skills and the company is pimping them out, exploiting their creativity (and basic, god given skills) for profit. Despite their friends' and family mockery, the Promptstitue laughs all the way to the bank, cashing in on their clever ideas and riding their short lived wave of corporate success.
The new hire, Dave, brings unparalleled creativity and prompts to the table, as he hustles his way through the tech industry, making us laugh all the way to the bank with his remarkable promptstitution skills and successes.
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promptstitution 

promptstitution is all about unleashing your mad skills in crafting epic prompts, especially in the corporate world, to score those cash-filled opportunities. It's about flexing your prompt-creating talent strategically, meeting the cravings of companies hungry for captivating content, and leveling up your bank account and career game. Being a legit promptstitute means bringing the creative vibes, street smarts, and the ability to navigate the fierce competition, hustling non-stop to make those prompt-based ventures absolutely lit.
Dave hustles his way through the tech industry, just got hired as a prompt engineer and is making nothing but money in the promptstitution game now.
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Promstitution 

When you pay someone to go to prom with you
I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop
Promstitution by Kuraful September 14, 2015

Promstitution 

Going to prom with a "promstitute" only for the guarantee of after prom activities.
I have decided to not partake in promstitution and instead hang out with my friends.
Promstitution by Delaplace March 30, 2008

Promstitution 

Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.
%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.

The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026