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promised 

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.
"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"
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promised neverland 

best anime ever. its not gay like naruto
jerry:i like naruto
norman:frik u promised neverland is better
promised neverland by Jungterssssss December 12, 2019

promised land 

I would like to get inside her promised land.
promised land by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009

Promised Land 

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.
1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.
Promised Land by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004

Promised Land 

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.
After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.
Promised Land by Ryan J. February 23, 2005

promised land 

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
promised land by elvette July 20, 2006

promised land 

I'd love to touch her promised land
promised land by Dana Mix August 17, 2003
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