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promised

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.
"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"
by Shitass, True God May 1, 2021
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promised neverland

best anime ever. its not gay like naruto
jerry:i like naruto
norman:frik u promised neverland is better
by Jungterssssss December 12, 2019
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promised land

I would like to get inside her promised land.
by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009
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Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.
1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.
by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004
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Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.
After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.
by Ryan J. February 23, 2005
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promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
by elvette July 20, 2006
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promised land

I'd love to touch her promised land
by Dana Mix August 17, 2003
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