krav maga

A martial art created in Czechoslovakia in the 1930's and adopted by the Israeli military. It favors survival above all else. The rules of attack and defense are simple: be faster, stronger, quicker, natural, and to the point.

Originally taught only in Israel, there is now a school open in Los Angeles.
A Krav Maga master can destroy a Judo master.
by LorgSkyegon January 23, 2005
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Mafia

A fun card game requiring at least eight people and the more the merrier. One person is the Sheriff, another is the Doctor. At least one person is the Mafioso, though with more people, there can be more. Everyone else is a townsperson. Roles are chosen by card dealing. Another person, who does not actually play, is the Narrator. He runs the game.

The Narrator will tell everyone to go to sleep. Then he will tell the Mafioso to wake up and select a person to kill. The he tells the Mafioso the go to sleep.

Then he will tell the Doctor to wake up and select a person to save. If the Doctor selects the same person the Mafioso selected, the person lives. The he tells the Doctor the go to sleep.

Then he will tell the Sherrif to wake up and accuse a person of being the Mafioso. If he selects correctly, the Narrator will nod. The he tells the Sherrif the go to sleep.

The Narrator then tells everyone to wake up. If a person died during the night, the Narrator will say so.

Then the floor is open for accusations. Everyone but the dead can pick someone to accuse. If someone is accused, they then have the opportunity to defend themselves. The table then votes on whether or not to send them to the electric chair. If they do, that person is also dead, whether they are the Mafioso are not.

The game continues until all the Mafiosos are dead.
Me and my friends often play Mafia at birthday parties.
by LorgSkyegon November 08, 2004
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FahrenHYPE 9/11

A movie, directed by Alan Peterson, which rebuts some of the deceits in Michael Moore's movie, Fahrenheit 9/11. It includes appearances by actor Ron Silver, Democratic Senator Zell Miller, author Ann Coulter, political adviser Dick Morris, and author Dave Kopel. It documents the misuse of information and footage in Moore's film and combts some of his ideas. Nowhere near as hyped as Moore's film, therefore, nowhere near as profitable.
FarenHYPE 9/11 shows how big of a liar Michael Moore is.
by LorgSkyegon November 08, 2004
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A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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Eleven-Foot Pole

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'
She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.
by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004
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You Forgot Poland

Started as a joke from the invasion of Iraq. Person A would say: "America went in with Britain and Australia." Person B would then say: "You forgot Poland." But Poland only sent a non-combat force in and it was months later. The phrase has become a cliche on Fark.com beginning Oct. 1, 2004
I have no example for this.
by LorgSkyegon October 04, 2004
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Bob Jones University

A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.
Who in the hell would go to a college named Bob Jones University?
by LorgSkyegon November 08, 2004
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