Definitions by LorgSkyegon

maggot 

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

maggot by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005

hopeless romantic

A sad creature. It spends its life in search of a mate, yet doesn't. Dies miserable and alone

I'm a hopeless romantic

hopeless romantic by LorgSkyegon March 11, 2005

krav maga 

A martial art created in Czechoslovakia in the 1930's and adopted by the Israeli military. It favors survival above all else. The rules of attack and defense are simple: be faster, stronger, quicker, natural, and to the point.

Originally taught only in Israel, there is now a school open in Los Angeles.

A Krav Maga master can destroy a Judo master.

krav maga by LorgSkyegon January 22, 2005

Butt wings 

When a girl gets a tattoo on her lower back, most often the tribal lines type.

I think butt-wings are hot

Butt wings by LorgSkyegon December 19, 2004

Eleven-Foot Pole 

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

Eleven-Foot Pole by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion 

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

FahrenHYPE 9/11 

A movie, directed by Alan Peterson, which rebuts some of the deceits in Michael Moore's movie, Fahrenheit 9/11. It includes appearances by actor Ron Silver, Democratic Senator Zell Miller, author Ann Coulter, political adviser Dick Morris, and author Dave Kopel. It documents the misuse of information and footage in Moore's film and combts some of his ideas. Nowhere near as hyped as Moore's film, therefore, nowhere near as profitable.

FarenHYPE 9/11 shows how big of a liar Michael Moore is.

FahrenHYPE 9/11 by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004