Definitions by LorgSkyegon

maggot 

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

maggot by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005

hopeless romantic

A sad creature. It spends its life in search of a mate, yet doesn't. Dies miserable and alone

I'm a hopeless romantic

hopeless romantic by LorgSkyegon March 11, 2005

krav maga 

A martial art created in Czechoslovakia in the 1930's and adopted by the Israeli military. It favors survival above all else. The rules of attack and defense are simple: be faster, stronger, quicker, natural, and to the point.

Originally taught only in Israel, there is now a school open in Los Angeles.

A Krav Maga master can destroy a Judo master.

krav maga by LorgSkyegon January 22, 2005

Butt wings 

When a girl gets a tattoo on her lower back, most often the tribal lines type.

I think butt-wings are hot

Butt wings by LorgSkyegon December 19, 2004

Eleven-Foot Pole 

1. This is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

2. A weapon in the card game Munchkin'

She's so ugly I had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.

Eleven-Foot Pole by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion 

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Bob Jones University

A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.

Who in the hell would go to a college named Bob Jones University?

Bob Jones University by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004