Profot

Means profit

Oh did Bert get the new Xbox?
- Thats profot

by DanneMo January 20, 2019

Prooth

A word with a complex secret meaning, regularly used in STRAB.

Prooth?

by #STRABLYF December 28, 2018

Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

by kameHouse May 12, 2020

profound bond

a strong connection between a hunter and his angel

"dean and I do share a more.... profound bond"

by purgatorydean October 8, 2013

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

not-for-profitute

A person who often has sex out of charity or pity in spite of having insufficient sexual attraction. The not-for-profitute often feels like they ought to have been payed, but refuse to receive payment as their sexual performance is a gift of charity.

"Kev, dude. Your face is glowing; what's good man?"
"Man, I dicked Brittney last night. She's like a 10. I'm like sexy and I never even knew."
"I hate to break this to you Kev, but Brittney's a not-for-profitute."
"Oh. Dude, I'm not even mad though. Her tits were bouncin'."

by ViHelena April 23, 2017

Klingon Promotion

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

by UDTaco April 28, 2010