Profie
Profie by bean, trivia queen January 8, 2015
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Profeasional
1. A word used to undermine the professionalism of one's peers. When it is used in a sentence, the sentence usually has various misspellings of other jargon found within the profession.
2. prɔfiziɔnal a word used by person who walks into (or types to) a large group of colleagues (e.g. classical singers) with the predetermined understanding that they know something more than their colleagues do. The offending person is compelled--duty-bound--to smother information on their colleagues while insulting them without apology.
3. prɔ 'fi ʒʌ nəl or possibly prɔ fi 'æ ʒʌ nəl (if you are working on Russian and feeling confused about it, it is roughly pronounced pra f̩ɨ 'ja z̩jɔ nal) a word used by a person who shows up to rehearsals knowing more than everyone else around them and being 100% certain that they are always right. Furthermore, it means they always have their argument prepared in case someone has the chutzpah to tell them that they might not be right. They also take that opportunity to outwardly compare themselves to others in order to highlight their own greatness.
2. prɔfiziɔnal a word used by person who walks into (or types to) a large group of colleagues (e.g. classical singers) with the predetermined understanding that they know something more than their colleagues do. The offending person is compelled--duty-bound--to smother information on their colleagues while insulting them without apology.
3. prɔ 'fi ʒʌ nəl or possibly prɔ fi 'æ ʒʌ nəl (if you are working on Russian and feeling confused about it, it is roughly pronounced pra f̩ɨ 'ja z̩jɔ nal) a word used by a person who shows up to rehearsals knowing more than everyone else around them and being 100% certain that they are always right. Furthermore, it means they always have their argument prepared in case someone has the chutzpah to tell them that they might not be right. They also take that opportunity to outwardly compare themselves to others in order to highlight their own greatness.
1. "...studying music from a piano 'redyction' is unthinkable and sub profeasional..."
2. "As a profeasional singer, I spend the vast majority of my day scrutinizing the practice and work habits of my colleagues. This includes their unwillingness to communicate with the dead composers via a medium, it's an asinine assumption that singers should watch the conductor, and reading the notes on the page."
3. "A true profeasional singer splits her waking hours as follows: 30% towards score study, 20% towards weight-lifting to get in shape for carrying full scores, and 50% towards telling people how professional she is for studying her score so much. Too bad you keep using those sub profeasional piano redyctions and putting your time towards plebeian things like learning your music quickly and getting gigs."
2. "As a profeasional singer, I spend the vast majority of my day scrutinizing the practice and work habits of my colleagues. This includes their unwillingness to communicate with the dead composers via a medium, it's an asinine assumption that singers should watch the conductor, and reading the notes on the page."
3. "A true profeasional singer splits her waking hours as follows: 30% towards score study, 20% towards weight-lifting to get in shape for carrying full scores, and 50% towards telling people how professional she is for studying her score so much. Too bad you keep using those sub profeasional piano redyctions and putting your time towards plebeian things like learning your music quickly and getting gigs."
Profeasional by RoaringWookiee March 23, 2019
Profesicus
A person whose mind is completely free. Who sees without limits, and views the world from out, of body like that of the spirit. Absent of judgment, not influenced by emotions, thoughts, or external static. But holds the power to blend soul with mind and eyes with soul as if they were the creator of the universe. Profoundly connected with everything and an enlightened understanding of the heavens far beyond that of space and time.
Profesicus by Profesicus August 20, 2020
Strictly Professional
These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.
-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.
Strictly Professional by A Josexual November 15, 2020
mindhunter the profiler
Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
No one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
mindhunter the profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022
Mindhunter Profiler
Mindhunter Profiler
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!
Mindhunter Profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022
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