1. to be high on life.
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Get the profen mug.by JD IV December 1, 2025
Get the Profen mug.A meme that was created fairly recently (2025 September). Made by TikTok creator “DiEM” when his character “Rage Bait Goblin” wished for the word “Gooning” be changed to “Profen” now if you even whisper the word, you’re a gooner lol.
Jake: *ughhh* Man, this headache is killing me, uhh do you have… um what is it called? Ibuprofen?
Mason: “I BE PROFEN”?? Yeah I bet you be profening all day and night.
Mason: “I BE PROFEN”?? Yeah I bet you be profening all day and night.
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Get the I be profen mug.by morandick April 14, 2025
Get the Profen mug.Definition 1) an idiomatic new slang word inspired by an imaginary or hypothetical future pun or joke that the word could enable, for example, "if I had a genie I wish I could change the word for 'gooning' to profen so I could make you read an ibuprofen label our loud and be like 'yeah, I bet you be profen'".
Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.
Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"
Past-tense: "proffed"
Someone prone to profen is a: profing.
Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)
Definition 2) A verb meaning an act of indecent self-gratification the "en" is an idiomatically abbreviated "ing" similar to the more common "apostrophe n" used in some portrayals of certain regional dialects.
Alternative spelling: "profin"
Adjective form: "prof"
Past-tense: "proffed"
Someone prone to profen is a: profing.
Pronounciation: pro (as in pro sports) + fin (as in blue fin tuna)
The recently viral youtube creator channel recently proffed by profen the word "profen" as a pun, thus making them a profing as they imagined how they would use that word to sow chaos in a fantasy where they tormented a poor genie by having it replace a funny slang term in the collective psyche with the phrase 'profen' for their first wish and to then make the genie read an ibuprofen label for their second wish, at which point presumeably the genie would give them a 4th a wish because to prof the profings needed to keep profen
by anonymous December 1, 2025
Get the Profen mug.VERB: /pröfən/ to masterbate, goon, jerk meat, jack off, Jill off, beat box, shuck corn, pop off, or jork it. Often used in the context of aggressive or habitual action. Etymological Orgin: Irresponsible genie wish.
by Anonymous_platypus October 7, 2025
Get the Profen mug.Profen means to masturbate
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