professer

not to be confused with professor, a professer is one who professes things. no degree is required.

dovid was a professer of math. didnt know a lot of it but always talked about it.

by Meir Hashas April 6, 2015

professer finesser

someone who is a professional at flirting/ getting with someone

bro- " hey it's yo boy, professer finesser"
man- " ye, i smashed her last night bro"

by GirlNextDoor177 January 24, 2018

professer oak

Professer Oak of the Kanto region is the most skilled Pokemon professer in the entire pokemon world. His grandson Blue, was even the champion of Kanto before being overthrown by his rival, Red. Oaks' wherabouts are unknown now, but he is belived to be in Alola studying reigonal varients.

Professer Oaks' signature line:"Are you a boy or a girl?"

by Sleepy Tiger November 25, 2016

Strictly Professional

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

by A Josexual November 15, 2020

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Professional Homeowner

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

by rainbowking January 30, 2023

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 25, 2020