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v. to smoke, esp. marajuana

sometimes shortened, "tokin"
"charles, what are you plans for the summer?"

"lol... mad toking..."
toking by true that June 10, 2003
Words you can keep
Doing your theory of knowledge homework, possibly while blitzed out of your skull. Usually it's used as an excuse to sound hard.
Tyrone: yo chek out sizz's away msg
Tyrone: doo say he toking, but he don smoke shytt
Alfred: naw man he's just doing his homework
Tryone: that fgt trying to sound all hard
Alfred: foreal.
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Sizzle: dude i'm so high
Tyrone: shut tha fuck up sizz
Alfred: go to hell sizz.
toking by H Fizzzz December 6, 2006

Toking up 

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed
Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.
Toking up by Khronicc September 30, 2016

toking up 

The act of smoking marijuana in an attempt to get high, see toke
I was thinking about going to Brad's house and toking up this weekend
toking up by MrTree September 30, 2016

toking on a number 

I was taking a trip out to L.A
Tooling along in my Chevrolet
Toking on a number and digging on the radio

Toking Points 

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
Toking Points by T. Panda February 9, 2013

Toking up 

To get high via smoking marijuana
Those guys are always toking up before they get here, I can smell it
Toking up by juoni September 30, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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