procrastiwanking

Having yourself a jolly good wank, instead of doing something productive.

"Johnny was supposed to be mowing the lawn, bu started procrastiwanking instead."

by DNC601 May 28, 2013

procrastiwanking

The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.

'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'

by procrasturbator June 5, 2016

procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastiworking

working on something that isn't mandatory to postpone doing something mandatory

Instead of doing my taxes, I'm procrastiworking on my About Me.

by Silent Cacophony July 31, 2010

procrastibaking

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

by Neetles December 10, 2009

procrastibaking

to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking

Instead of writing my dissertation, I was procrastibaking all weekend. Enjoy the muffins.

by Quirkster August 23, 2008