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Procrastipack

(v) To pack at the very last minute
I procrastipack for every trip.
by Liv fab April 14, 2015
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procrastibaking

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!
by Geektronica October 6, 2008
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Procrastipation

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.
Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.
by Burgerboy March 6, 2007
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Procrastipancaking

The art of procrastinating by pancaking, ie. eating, making, appreciating or simply just thinking about pancakes. Some would say an evening can easily be wasted by procrastipancaking, but I disagreee. Procrastipancaking is a wonderful and tasty way to spend an evening.
I didn't get my work done last night, I was too busy procrastipancaking.
by #thisisnttwitter February 10, 2015
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Procrastiracing

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.
Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!
by RicerMiata July 17, 2016
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Procrastipartner

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.
by David Hawaii May 22, 2007
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procrastibaking

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
by Gertie002 March 27, 2010
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