Procrastipation 

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.

Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.

Procrastipation by Burgerboy March 6, 2007

procrastipation 

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

procrastipation by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003

Procrastination 

Get back to work.

No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.

Procrastination by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010