Procrastigasm 

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.

Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."

Procrastigasm by jazz4 March 5, 2011

Procrastinashit 

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

Procrastinashit by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011

procrastinasian 

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

procrastinasian by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

Procrastigaming 

Putting off working on something important to play video games.

I had and essay due today but I was procrastigaming last night. Then I just fell asleep.

Dude, that guy never gets anything done, he is always procrastigaming.

Procrastigaming by TheDahminator September 25, 2011

Procrastagamer 

Someone who buys a lot of games, but procrastinates playing or beating them.

You bought another game? Stop being a procrastagamer and play your other games.

Procrastagamer by TheProcrastaGamer August 24, 2017

procrastigaming 

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.

I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.

procrastigaming by metabettie February 7, 2010

procrastinasty 

The nastiness you feel when you've been procrastinating too hard.

I have to do so much work today but I've been so procrastinasty

procrastinasty by leenirama April 7, 2011