An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.
i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
by jazz4 September 21, 2011

by jazz4 May 17, 2011

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
by jazz4 May 06, 2011

One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations.
Term mainly used in England.
Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Term mainly used in England.
Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Mike - "Oh my god, look at that guy starting trouble on innocent people, is he actually wearing a pink polo shirt?"
Sam - "Yeah, such a pink-polo."
Sam - "Yeah, such a pink-polo."
by jazz4 November 25, 2010

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011

Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
by jazz4 March 22, 2011

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
by jazz4 November 14, 2011
