13 definitions by jazz4
Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
by jazz4 March 11, 2011
When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."
by jazz4 February 19, 2011
Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing...
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
by jazz4 March 7, 2011
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
by jazz4 April 16, 2011
Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.
The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.
A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.
The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.
A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.
Sam: "Jesus, look at that depressing grey sky, I think it's raining as well - I'm going to stay in today."
Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."
Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."
by jazz4 February 19, 2011
A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
by jazz4 November 14, 2011