1. A person who procrastinates posting on Instagram.
2. A person who constantly makes posts for Instagram and talks about posting them, but never actually posts them.
Trent: “OMG Lilly, stop talking about posting on Instagram and just post already-you’re such a procrastagrammer!!”
Lilly: “I still have posts on my phone from Christmas that I haven’t posted on Instagram and it’s already July like you might as well call me a procrastagrammer!”
Paige: “Lilly, you are definitely the biggest procrastagrammer I’ve ever met!!”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.