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Procrastigyming 

Many of us sit in our vehicles outside the gym for endless amounts of time before going inside.

Procrastigyming (verb) is the act of sitting in your vehicle for endless amounts of time texting, talking on the phone, and/or drinking your energy drink to hopefully gain the much needed motivation to go in.
You got to the gym 45 minutes ago! What took you so long to come inside?! I was “procrastigyming.”
Procrastigyming by Kletus1991 July 16, 2023
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procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.
Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

Procrastigaming 

Putting off working on something important to play video games.
I had and essay due today but I was procrastigaming last night. Then I just fell asleep.

Dude, that guy never gets anything done, he is always procrastigaming.
Procrastigaming by TheDahminator September 25, 2011

procrastigaming 

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.
I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.
procrastigaming by metabettie February 7, 2010

Procrastigaming 

The art of skillfully avoiding real-life responsibilities by immersing oneself in gaming for extended periods.
"I had so much work to do, but I spent the whole weekend procrastigaming instead."
Procrastigaming by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Procrastimeming

Avoiding something that you really should be doing, by looking at memes.
"Dude, you look wrecked"

"Yeah, I was supposed to pack last night, but was up until dawn procrastimeming"
Procrastimeming by jinxinferno April 30, 2012

Procrastigaming 

prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən,gām,iNG- Noun - The act of delaying or postponing something with video games.
"I was Procrastigaming to the point were I forgot my anniversary. Not that I would remember usually, just trying to use this word in a sentence."
Procrastigaming by Gone_Urban August 27, 2014