Procrastigasser

People who wait as long as possible before getting has in vehicle. Wives and girlfriends usually wait until their men fill it up.

She ran out of gas because she is a procrastigasser

by Gooder Franklin September 30, 2019

Procrastimaster

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.

Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.

by eatashit August 1, 2015