Prockhole

An individual or an action that simultaneously exhibits the characteristics of both a douche bag and an asshole resulting in the sore feeling following a proctologic exam.

Do you think if I paid that chick $50 she would prockhole me.

Then he had the balls to ask me if it was going to be free; can you believe that prockhole.

by MainMan1917 November 12, 2010

rockhole

A rock hole is a bum hole which is very small and tight because of the immense amount of muscle.

Jeff : 'I really need a poo'
'Harambe : 'Okay see you in a bit'
*half an hour later*
Harambe : 'How was the poo it took you a while'
Jeff : 'Sorry my bum is quit tight'
Harambe : 'Well you have a rockhole haven't you'

by Sasha and Izzy July 25, 2017

porkhole

1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork

Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.

by nasty_nate_eighty_eight May 31, 2017

prickhole

A person deserving the worst treatment by his friends family and strangers based on their treatment of how they treated their friends, family and strangers. Someone who needs a cactus jammed up their ass on principle.

This prickhole lied to clients in cases, took their money and left them in jail. If he gets a pineapple jamned down his throat in hell his prickhole will get off easy.

by Come on meow June 29, 2016

Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

proghole

A "progressive rock elitist", usually a white male wearing a t-shirt from the latest concert he attended who is all too willing to share his knowledge about obscure music facts with you. He will be generally also be a music snob but will be unable to justify his opinions other than with a contempous look and a half-hearted attempt at a chuckle.

Q - Can that proghole pull any girls?
A - Never - there is no women alive who could meet his musical standards.

by Cunning linguist January 21, 2004

prochoke

It's a weiner that's short and skinny and you choke on it..

Cody powell has a prochoke

by Hackenbruger June 25, 2016