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Pro-procrastinator 

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.
Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.
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pro-procrastinate 

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.
jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

pro in procrastination 

doing really well at not doing what you are supposed to do; procrastination. Typical for students skipping reading near exams by suddenly cleaning excessively or learning a skill that would be useful in an earlier era.
Student: Exams are coming up, have you read well lately?
Student 2: Nyaaa, I've learnt to speak basic Sami, scrubbed the walls, cleaned my computer and rewritten my CV.
Student: Fornication, you put the pro in procrastination.

Pro Crastinator 

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Pro Crastinator by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

proprocrastinator

A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, assignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.

Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.
Dude 1: "Man, look at you. Always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. What in the world do you do at home?"

Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."

Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"

Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."

Dude 1: "Gotcha."
proprocrastinator by Adel7 September 13, 2007
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I hit a real purple patch.

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