A professional procrastinator. Is somehow able to do everything at the last minute. Somehow this person, at this elite level of procrastination, manages to get projects, assignments, and jobs done within 5 minutes of their respective deadlines.
Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.
Is known to stay up all night frequently. With the assistance of red bull.
Dude 1: "Man, look at you. Always scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute. What in the world do you do at home?"
Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."
Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"
Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."
Dude 1: "Gotcha."
Dude 2: "Well, it depends on the weather. But in general, I sit around doing nothing. Or surfing the web sometimes, but usually.... nada."
Dude 1: "Dude you're a proprocrastinator. How do you do it?"
Dude 2: "If I told you then I'd have to sequester you on a remote island in the Pacific with nothing except three twinkies."
Dude 1: "Gotcha."
by Adel7 September 4, 2007