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quid pro blow 

Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Stephanie diamond earrings? WTF bro?
Brian: Yeah, she hadn't slobbed my knob in about 6 months until last night. My quid pro blow strategy worked to perfection.
quid pro blow by Grundlefunk January 15, 2008

blow pro 

A woman who is especially adept in the art of fellatio.
"Dude, that chick is HOT! I'll bet she's a blow pro."
blow pro by eightiesrule October 9, 2007

Pro Blowno 

When a hooker\prostitute relinquishes their services without charge. Most often in the form of a blow job.
The hooker in Vegas felt so bad for Jim that she went back to his room with him pro blowno. That almost NEVER happens!
Pro Blowno by zero3187 April 29, 2014

Pro-blowno 

Problowno reffers to a free blowjob without strings. Like free legal representation but a blowjob.
We met at a bar and she went pro-blowno.
Pro-blowno by thisiscool June 3, 2018

Problowtion 

When a person, typically a female, makes her way up the corporate ladder by means of sexual offerings.
Tom: Did you hear about Becky being promoted to Senior Account Executive?

Steve: Yeah, talk about a problowtion.
Problowtion by Murrdah September 12, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026