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Prizzler

A person who is a Rizzler, but their rizz only works towards a younger audience. It is the shortened version of "Predator Rizzler", Their rizz is completely ineffective to others around their age.
"Bro's a Prizzler! He went to the elementary school and rizzed up all the girls!"
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The Pizzler

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.
I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)
by PizGiz January 15, 2008
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prizzer

A romantic infatuation with correctional inmates. These inmates reside in prison giving the term it's origin.
George is such a prizzer, he's been writing letters to OJ Simpson in prison.

I think watching Love After Lockup has turned me into a prizzer, I think these criminals are so sexy!
by Gufi February 25, 2019
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prizzle

A person who only has sex for pleasure by oral sex. they could be male or female
I'm feeling horny. let's pick up a prizzle.
by fissionfreak July 1, 2009
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Pizzler

A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.
by Sophie-John October 18, 2008
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PRIZZLE

Prizzle meaning prison like its cousin words jizzle.
In tha prizzle nizzles like yourself become bizzles.
by B 2 QUIK June 28, 2004
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Prizzle

The new slang for pee. Usually used when your bladder is full in school, go up to your teacher and say, "hey, look, i gotta prizzle."
Is this bathroom full? Cuz I gotta prizzle fast, and I gotta prizzle NOW.
by thaprizzler May 16, 2011
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