Privatize 

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)

To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"

Privatize by mitchdpg October 15, 2012

Private detective 

Junior grimes, or atleast what people refer to you as if you take illegal measures and unconventional means to accomplish a task such as cracking a case on infidelity or murder, it’s a reference the well known private detective known as “gumshoe grimes” what the papers call junior grimes as he stuck to people when working cases.

someone who follows others and gather information on order to solve a case or situation which demands the investigators (junior) help is what a PI pretty much is...

Junior grimes however, takes this a STEP FURTHER though even that’s a major understatement. young and full of anger, he’s not exactly the calmest of detectives and uses what ever means necessary to solve the task even if it means sacrificing his own chance at a happy life and those around him for there’s no rest for grimes as the world needs him when any case goes unsolved.

Junior grimes aka “June wick” or “darnell grimes”

Private investigator give itself a good name when junior grimes matches with it.

Figure out what that means

“there’s no one that solves crimes like grimes”

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Woman 1: omg my sisters missing

Woman 2: wait I know who to call

Woman 1: you do?

Junior grimes: what seems to be the problem?

Woman 1: it’s my sister!

Junior grimes: not to worry, for no one better to call then mr grimes!

Woman 2: see? I told you, he’s the best

Woman 1: wow

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Junior grimes is the greatest private detective OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Private detective by Assassin technical institute September 6, 2021

Private School Hard

When a student who goes to private school thinks they are tough as shit, but actually they are soft and protected, and would probably get the shit kicked out of them if they went to a public school.

Person 1: Man, Billy thinks he’s so tough and badass.

Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.

Private School Hard by Assholeteacher June 3, 2018

Al Dhafra private school

One of the worst schools in the world with the most shittiest teachers and shittiest people in general. Everyone is a snake and they all treat each other like shit. This school is cursed because whoever enters it starts acting like a bitch to everyone and completely changes. Have i mentioned that the education here is shit? especially PE class since no one does anything except getting their ipads taken from them. I honestly hope this school can burn and turn to ash

Al Dhafra Private School is shit

Al Dhafra private school by gaayayayay December 4, 2019

private joker 

A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.

What do we have here a fucking comedian, private joker.

private joker by epica July 15, 2004

private reserve 

In West coast slang, high quality marijuana. usually a higher price. Grade A stuff.

Kevin: What type of bud should I get?

Nat: Get some kind of private reserve strain .

private reserve by hallucimate October 16, 2017

Private Punchcock 

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

Private Punchcock by Phartman March 18, 2011