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Primod is a handsome man that will steal your Misses if he chooses to do so. If Primod is in a room, he is the alpha male in that room. Other males don’t dare step up to him and women never refuse his requests. Men want to be him, Women want to fuck him. If you see Primod in the wild, you address him with (Aye) and give him a nod. That should spare your life.
I would do anything to be Primod.
Primod can fuck my girl if he wants.
Hey Primod, what would you like on your sandwich.
Primod by Darkretard86 June 2, 2021
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A really cute, smart, nice guy that would do anything to make you happy. He is also very competitive, since he is an athlete. If you tell him he can't do something, he will prove to you that he can. But you can never lie to him. His gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt and every time you want to talk to him, it just melts you. When it comes to relationships, he is the best guy to be with. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel protective.
Primod is the cutest
primod is mega cool
Primod by Coolman786 March 7, 2021

El Primo 

A brawl stars character who jumps into enemy base with 10 gems, thinking he can survive.
Person A: El Primo has 10 gems, let’s hope he survives
El Primo: Eellll Primooooooo!
Person B: WTF El Primo! You are a dumbass
El Primo by DerpBoi April 17, 2019
Scott's tattoos are primo!!!!
primo by Starchylde December 23, 2014

primo mafioso 

guy 1: I wanna be primo mafioso
guy 2: no more drug
primo mafioso by mr. giorno February 19, 2020

Powder of Primogems

Primogems, as one of the currency in the Genshin Impact game, turned into powder by being crushed.

Upon snorting such powder, your world will be as colourful as when someone hits you so hard that you start seeing colours.

This substance is classed as a type of Cocaine.
And yes, there is a liquid version of it. Just dunk it in water, lmao
Botoxmier: Yoo man. So I got these Primogems, supposed to have given them to my sister, right? So, then I decided to turn them into powder and snort them
Lars: ...You're supposed to use those to buy stuff, NOT SNORT IT.
Botoxmier: But that's the thing, man. I saw the world, as colourful as ever... Here try some
Lars: ...Fine.. *snorting the powder of Primogems* ....OOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *Transmission lost.*
A caring person , who might not express his feelings enough , dont let him down , hes a nice person
primož by ahaeha July 2, 2014